COSMIC ALERT: “THE COSMIC INSTANT MESSENGER” MERCURY RETROGRADES IN ARIES FROM MARCH 12 – APRIL 4 — ALLOW FOR EXTRA TIME TO GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B AND BE CLEAR IN ALL OF YOUR COMMUNICATIONS. ALSO, REFRAIN FROM ELECTRONICS ITEMS PURCHASES DURING THE RETROGRADE PERIOD; IF YOU BUY SOMETHING ELECTRONIC DURING THIS TIME ANYWAY, YOU WILL LIKELY EXPERIENCE BUYER’S REMORSE OR YOUR ITEM MAY NOT LAST VERY LONG. PUT OFF STARTING ANY NEW VENTURES UNTIL MIDDLE OF NEXT MONTH, OR BETTER YET, WAIT UNTIL THE THIRD WEEK OF APRIL FOR THE OPTIMAL TIME TO SPRING FORWARD. CHANCES ARE, THIS LATEST VERSION OF THE APPLE iPAD 3 WILL COME WITH A CATERPILLAR OR TWO THAT COULD HATCH INTO SOME BUGS SO WAIT, WAIT, WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE MERCURY RETROGRADE PERIOD IS OVER BEFORE YOU THINK OF BUYING ONE. YOU’LL BE GLAD YOU DID. UNLESS YOU LIKE CATERPILLARS. I PREFER BUTTERFLIES TO BUGS!